Sometimes, parts of heck develop a layer of ice. No one knows what causes it, but most theories attribute it to honest politicians, or successful performances by whatever pop star is currently the main laughingstock.
NASA needs to test a new space capsule. You could suggest a pig as a test subject.
Something about pigs w/ BIG ears? Or rocket propelled pigs fueled by cabbage and hard boiled eggs?
Too much toxic exhaust and the rocket nozzle burns out too quickly. Also, the brakes squeal horribly upon landing.
A talking pig, or an animal?
In that world, I bet there are a lot of pig pilots. Or would they say pilot pigs?
Someone tell Pastis there’s some interstrip hostility going on. Pig doesn’t deserve this.
Dana Simpson
October 18, 2013
Averagemoe 10 days ago
Sometimes, parts of heck develop a layer of ice. No one knows what causes it, but most theories attribute it to honest politicians, or successful performances by whatever pop star is currently the main laughingstock.
sirbadger 10 days ago
NASA needs to test a new space capsule. You could suggest a pig as a test subject.
Concretionist 10 days ago
Something about pigs w/ BIG ears? Or rocket propelled pigs fueled by cabbage and hard boiled eggs?
WhatsTheJoke 10 days ago
Too much toxic exhaust and the rocket nozzle burns out too quickly. Also, the brakes squeal horribly upon landing.
Ermine Notyours 10 days ago
A talking pig, or an animal?
DaBump Premium Member 10 days ago
In that world, I bet there are a lot of pig pilots. Or would they say pilot pigs?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 10 days ago
Someone tell Pastis there’s some interstrip hostility going on. Pig doesn’t deserve this.