The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 05, 2011

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    leakysqueaky712  over 13 years ago

    He’s not all he’s cracked up to be!!!

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Shortly after, Humpty had his great fall.

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    Mihir Asher  over 13 years ago

    You know it’s not been mentioned in the rhyme anywhere that Humpty Dumpty is an egg … where does the idea that he is an egg come from?

    Anyway, shouldn’t it be humpme-dumpme?

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    Did someone say “GRITS”? bring them on.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty

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    vlechtja  over 13 years ago

    Would have been funnier had they been tees instead of eggs.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    He fell for her?

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    janetmurphy  over 13 years ago

    @MihirAsher

    Humpedme-Dumpedme is the joke I heard of before, too. I’m guessing this is same thing. I like the play on words better. What girl hasn’t been in that situation?

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    Tuner38  over 13 years ago

    The old shell game.

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    Rose Roever  over 13 years ago

    Humpty-Dumpty wound up scrambled and fried? And here I thought that was Charlie Sheen.

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    Mopman  over 13 years ago

    vlechtja said, about 4 hours ago

    Would have been funnier had they been tees instead of eggs. ——————————————— What????????????

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    corzak  over 13 years ago

    There are things Humpty can do to help, when the relationship is over, easy.

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    He hasn’t called you dear, because he fell and broke himself and it’s all over………. everywhere.

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    aerwalt  over 13 years ago

    “The Big Over Easy”

    by jasper Fforde.

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    bobpeters61  over 13 years ago

    Which begs the question: Did he really have a great fall on his own, or was he pushed?

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    annamargaret1866  over 13 years ago

    “Humpty Dumpty” started out as a riddle.

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    gofinsc  over 13 years ago

    jterran–

    Hump-tee Dump-tee.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Dumpty the Hump was a fall guy. The King’s men were no help. The horses ain’t talking. Quite a riddle.

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    Creniere  over 13 years ago

    An eggscellent eggsample of eggsamining eggsitentialism.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

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