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When I was six, I understood that gesture to be a threat, but I didn’t know it implied throat slitting. In fact, the first time I tried it, I dragged my finger across my upper lip.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
This won’t last for long.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
good thing a social worker wasn’t called
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 5 years ago
No getting locked out of the house tonight, I guess.
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
Or until Calvin can think of something mischievous…….
codycab almost 5 years ago
This is the most normal thing in this strip so far. (At least to me)
su43dipta almost 5 years ago
That’s his antidote?
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
This smells of a planned stratagem…
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
Calvin has “Pavlov’s Dog” syndrome.
Dr. Quatermass almost 5 years ago
Calvin calls it “sitting in the middle of the floor and looking at the wall”. New Yorkers call it “sheltering in place”.
rentier almost 5 years ago
No other ideas to entertain Calvin?
BigDaveGlass almost 5 years ago
There’s a good boy…
kathleenhicks62 almost 5 years ago
Hobbes will start something ai am sure.
Dobby53 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Calvin’s perfect opportunity for a Zen Moment.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
In a “no tolerance for any shenanigans” kind of mood, huh, Dad?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Calm before the storm .
JasonPryde almost 5 years ago
If Calvin really wanted to get to M & D, he’d ask Ros for help with his homework and go to bed on time.
Krokodil almost 5 years ago
How many “Rosalyn” storylines were there? I only remember about four.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
Like that’s ever gonna happen, Rosalyn!
losflemings almost 5 years ago
I the second panel calvins life flashed before his eyes Good thinking tho to not have to die in the first hour but I think he’s gonna let loose
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 5 years ago
Could it be Calvin has finally learned his lesson? Stay tuned.
The Pro from Dover almost 5 years ago
“OK. It’s now bedtime.”
basspro almost 5 years ago
Hey Doc, I remember the Quatermass Sci-Fi movies from the 50’s-60’s, pretty good stuff.
gantech almost 5 years ago
It can’t be that easy….
Han Solo: “I got a bad feeling about this…”
WCraft almost 5 years ago
DCFS would be all over this one today. The Dad threatens to slit his kid’s throat? (But I certainly understand!)
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
My dad never actually beheaded me.
Imhungry almost 5 years ago
That is international sign language for “curtains for you boy!”
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
When I was six, I understood that gesture to be a threat, but I didn’t know it implied throat slitting. In fact, the first time I tried it, I dragged my finger across my upper lip.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago
don’t give in, Calvin — remember only the good die young…
Nobody! over 4 years ago
or mabey go out and stare at the grass