Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 20, 2020

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    The last few things I bought my mom, she never unpacked.

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    Alondra  almost 5 years ago

    When I worked for American Greetings a lady once griped to me that the price of the card was more than they spent for the present. I thought they (especially if there was a group that went in together to buy the gift) must’ve been cheapos. The card was $3.50.

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    It was hard for me when I used to buy cards. I hit a funny one and start laughing out loud but the worst was finding a card that made me tear up. I suppose it was good to let the emotions out though.

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    rhpii  almost 5 years ago

    Frame it and make it her gift.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    this is why i buy my cards at the dollar store or make my own.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    Just walk away and remember to call or visit her for her birthday. She’ll appreciate that a lot more than an overpriced card.

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    DaveQuinn  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t recall my wife using even one thing I bought her for Christmas or her birthday for the past 30 years. Either I am lousy at buying gifts, or she is too fussy. Gift cards from now on.

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    sid w  almost 5 years ago

    Alex must have left the restaurant by now.

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    Jayneknox  almost 5 years ago

    I never spend much on cards, but my mom’s latest birthday worked out perfectly!She told me “Don’t make a big fuss.” I found a card that said “Mom, I know you said not to make a big fuss over your birthday.” on the outside.Inside, it said “…but since when do I ever listen?” and there’s a picture of a parade, with a cake with light-up candles, and it plays a jazzy version of Happy Birthday.

    Got it at a closeout sale for less than some regular cards.

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