The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 18, 2020

Must be diet time again.

Heck, hubby and I had spaghetti squash sometimes but with basil pesto. Mmm…

I have the same question, What’s the main coarse?

Yeah, let’s skip the appetizers and go straight to the main course. Preferably something with pork.

“Salad. It’s what food eats.”

So veggies in salad dressing, followed by veggies and marinara dip. Where’s a good tofurky when you need one?

I’m not sure what spaghetti squash is. Why not just spagetti?

Where’s the beef? – Clara Peller, US folk hero

Sounds like delivery pizza is the main course.

Maybe it’s best not to tell the actual ingredients.

So that’s spaghetti surprise.

all that would go well with a nice chicken cutlet parmigiana

Does no one notice that she’s dressed like a waiter and he’s all dressed up and just sitting there waiting to be served??? This doesn’t set the tone for a conflict free dinner.

Main course is the cat:

https://youtu.be/5Mr-2jb6oNA

Sounds good to me.

“This isn’t food, this is what food eats!”