Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 25, 2020

Now she can watch Dr. Oz without having to hear her husband’s complaining.

“From Giant Acorns, Mighty Life’s Pleasures Grow.”

This is a-corn-y joke.

So was he an attacker, or was she just tired of her husband?

Take that! Harvey Weinstein!

That was not nice ! Lady you should be next .

There comes a point in life when one’s age catches up with one’s insurance policy. My wife tells me she would rather have me than a quarter of a million dollars, but who knows how long that will last.

“Death by heavy acorn, seen it, covered it”…the next Farmers insurance commercial…

Look again lady, it was that 30 ft. squirrel a few trees over that was responsible.

I have a burr oak that has acorns that are 3 inches in diameter. They win.

Ma’am, there are less drastic cures for chronic snoring.

doesn’t look like this was an affair to remember

This is pretty dark. Couldn’t he have been knocked down by a massive leaf? Now, that’s funny. This is just nuts :)

It would have been better if he had been wearing a robber’s mask, or had a club in his hand, or something like that to identify him as a bad guy.

“Mr. Tree must be 100 ft. tall.