It was his dog Duke. He had had enough of his master’s constant internet rantings. Finally, after shooing him away ten times when he had a tennis ball in his mouth, Duke just snapped. “He was a louse and a weasel,” said Duke as he was led away in handcuffs.
I’ve always been told I have a warped sense of humor – I guess that’ why in the midst of all that is happening THIS IS FUNNY – warped humor but FUNNY :)
I had messaged to a friend recently who brought a food and supplies package to her brother and his family under post travel quarantine that she should have included one of those 3kg cans of pork’n’beans we’ve run across in stores. Steps up the quarantine, old school.
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Got beaned.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It would’ve got him in the end one way or another.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
cue the canned laughter…
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
If it had been toilet paper, we’d all be laughing at the irony.
Todd In Newton almost 5 years ago
It was his dog Duke. He had had enough of his master’s constant internet rantings. Finally, after shooing him away ten times when he had a tennis ball in his mouth, Duke just snapped. “He was a louse and a weasel,” said Duke as he was led away in handcuffs.
rexxster almost 5 years ago
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’ve always been told I have a warped sense of humor – I guess that’ why in the midst of all that is happening THIS IS FUNNY – warped humor but FUNNY :)
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Hoisted on his own petard.
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
The true story of Jack and the Bean-Stack…
IshkaBibel1 almost 5 years ago
So you are telling me he was “beaned”
jango almost 5 years ago
Hoping that bunker was well ventilated!
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
It only goes to show how hard it really is to plan for all contingencies.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oooooo! More for the rest of us.
davanden almost 5 years ago
That could happen to any of us these days.
jhnnywalkr almost 5 years ago
He also insisted on them using his Twitter profile pic for the funeral.
syzygy47 almost 5 years ago
I had messaged to a friend recently who brought a food and supplies package to her brother and his family under post travel quarantine that she should have included one of those 3kg cans of pork’n’beans we’ve run across in stores. Steps up the quarantine, old school.
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
Too bad he got beaned!