F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 29, 2020

Got beaned.

It would’ve got him in the end one way or another.

cue the canned laughter…

If it had been toilet paper, we’d all be laughing at the irony.

It was his dog Duke. He had had enough of his master’s constant internet rantings. Finally, after shooing him away ten times when he had a tennis ball in his mouth, Duke just snapped. “He was a louse and a weasel,” said Duke as he was led away in handcuffs.

No problem, he’d prepaid for the service and grave years before.

I’ve always been told I have a warped sense of humor – I guess that’ why in the midst of all that is happening THIS IS FUNNY – warped humor but FUNNY :)

Hoisted on his own petard.

The true story of Jack and the Bean-Stack…

So you are telling me he was “beaned”

Hoping that bunker was well ventilated!

It only goes to show how hard it really is to plan for all contingencies.

Oooooo! More for the rest of us.

That could happen to any of us these days.

He also insisted on them using his Twitter profile pic for the funeral.

I had messaged to a friend recently who brought a food and supplies package to her brother and his family under post travel quarantine that she should have included one of those 3kg cans of pork’n’beans we’ve run across in stores. Steps up the quarantine, old school.

Too bad he got beaned!