Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 29, 2020

The blonde was standing in front of the vending machine saying, “What a waste of technology you are! You’re a stupid little button, likely to be replaced by a touchscreen!” When asked, she pointed out that it said to “Depress Button” in the instructions.

What about the juice, Lio? “What ABOUT the juice?” {face palm}

Next, Lio runs up and down the block on the lane markers in the street. Dad notes the instruction on the cracker box wrapper… “Tear along the dotted line.”

Is it some kind of bladder medicine?

You’ll never see Lio loitering in the street if there’s a “No standing any time” sign.

Oh boy, is Lio also going to pull the lather, rinse, repeat gag with his shampoo?

Lio must have listened to “Sheik Yerbouti” by Frank Zappa!

Dad thought Lio was having a seizure.

The instructions aren’t specific.

Twist and shout, after use.

OLD joke.

More specific plz

Sounds like lio

favorite street sign…SLOW children at play

Old joke.

I once had a container that said ¨Twist to Open¨ on the cap. I must have spent 20 minutes dancing to Chubby Checker and that darn lid still wouldn’t come off.

Three Stooges joke from the30’ds

Gee, until he got to the punchline, I thought Lio was trying out for a rôle in the current Dick Tracy storyline….

Lio Youngman.

Shake shake shake

Shake shake shake

Shake your juice jug

Shake your juice jug

This is so dumb – I love it