The blonde was standing in front of the vending machine saying, “What a waste of technology you are! You’re a stupid little button, likely to be replaced by a touchscreen!” When asked, she pointed out that it said to “Depress Button” in the instructions.
Next, Lio runs up and down the block on the lane markers in the street. Dad notes the instruction on the cracker box wrapper… “Tear along the dotted line.”
I once had a container that said ¨Twist to Open¨ on the cap. I must have spent 20 minutes dancing to Chubby Checker and that darn lid still wouldn’t come off.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
The blonde was standing in front of the vending machine saying, “What a waste of technology you are! You’re a stupid little button, likely to be replaced by a touchscreen!” When asked, she pointed out that it said to “Depress Button” in the instructions.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
What about the juice, Lio? “What ABOUT the juice?” {face palm}
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Next, Lio runs up and down the block on the lane markers in the street. Dad notes the instruction on the cracker box wrapper… “Tear along the dotted line.”
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
Is it some kind of bladder medicine?
stellanova87 almost 5 years ago
You’ll never see Lio loitering in the street if there’s a “No standing any time” sign.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Oh boy, is Lio also going to pull the lather, rinse, repeat gag with his shampoo?
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
Lio must have listened to “Sheik Yerbouti” by Frank Zappa!
Ed A. almost 5 years ago
Dad thought Lio was having a seizure.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
The instructions aren’t specific.
Super Fly almost 5 years ago
Twist and shout, after use.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
OLD joke.
losflemings almost 5 years ago
More specific plz
losflemings almost 5 years ago
Sounds like lio
jr1234 almost 5 years ago
favorite street sign…SLOW children at play
i_am_the_jam almost 5 years ago
Old joke.
cdnalor almost 5 years ago
I once had a container that said ¨Twist to Open¨ on the cap. I must have spent 20 minutes dancing to Chubby Checker and that darn lid still wouldn’t come off.
airace almost 5 years ago
Three Stooges joke from the30’ds
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Gee, until he got to the punchline, I thought Lio was trying out for a rôle in the current Dick Tracy storyline….
Daeder almost 5 years ago
Lio Youngman.
cwg almost 5 years ago
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your juice jug
Shake your juice jug
benjnavarro28 about 2 years ago
This is so dumb – I love it