Garfield’s 5th Law (also known as Garfield’s First Universal Law): Cats are Disrespectful, Disobedient, Selfish, Devious, but also Smart, Darling, and Caring (sometimes), and the perfect role model is, Garfield.
how about "……then you need Blah-blah-blah drug, the new treatment for all that. Side effects may include…(all the things listed as the afflictions it treats, and more)
Clarence over 4 years ago
That is a lot of D’s
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
what are you getting at, infomercial announcer?
arjun.shriv over 4 years ago
Garfield’s 5th Law (also known as Garfield’s First Universal Law): Cats are Disrespectful, Disobedient, Selfish, Devious, but also Smart, Darling, and Caring (sometimes), and the perfect role model is, Garfield.
codycab over 4 years ago
Up next: Dogs.
arjun.shriv over 4 years ago
Coming up next: Jon
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
Yes, he did leave a few things off.
pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago
I am NOT a cat!!!
comic4matt over 4 years ago
Sooo… Cats are sociopaths?
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
He did, but we’ll let it slide just this once!
mrcooncat over 4 years ago
On the positive side, cat’s don’t stick their noses in your crotch, or do anything untoward to your leg …
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Didn’t see “egotistical” on the list…
assrdood over 4 years ago
In my last nightmare, I found that I suddenly owned four cats. The nightmare did not include litterboxes. I could still smell them after I woke up.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
… and immodest!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Do you care? If No, then yes you are a Cat.
joelucas over 4 years ago
An apt description.
wes tnt over 4 years ago
how about "……then you need Blah-blah-blah drug, the new treatment for all that. Side effects may include…(all the things listed as the afflictions it treats, and more)
carlzr over 4 years ago
If I identify as a cat, where can I go to get the necessary surgery done?
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sheer doggist propaganda.
CaveCat87 over 4 years ago
Today’s strip has been brought to you by the letter D.
LeeCox over 4 years ago
Or a certain other orange creature who shall remain nameless!
laken bacon over 4 years ago
to right lol
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Flatterer!
AndyMoser over 4 years ago
Those are terrific descriptions to describe the late Grumpy the Cat, who died from brain cancer last year. #felinefeelings :)
BJ40 over 4 years ago
I thought they were describing Trump ?
WentBrown over 4 years ago
Typical stereotyping………..
cwg over 4 years ago
Good thing he didn’t say “And star in cute cat videos” cuze then you’d be disqualified.