The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 14, 2020

“It’s Howdy Doody Time”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FzCWLOHUes

Maybe they live in Chicago.

Okay, I know Timex takes a licking but keeps on ticking. Humming, however? Not so sure. I’m sure the little indefinite stays well-winded, though.

Time flies like a hummingbird….

⇧ the hours just fly by…

The hands of time waits for no one….tic tock

Um, watch it, sucker?

Nicely done.

My wing’s moving too fast to read.. (I should have gotten a fitbit instead)

Hopefully it’s a self-winding model. It’d have enough energy to power a small city.

Wow, a double negative. So, is he saying he should have bought a watch?

If it’s a self-winding, it’ll never run down. Too bad many have no idea what I’m referring to.

The fitbit is goin’ crazy too.

Watch the sunflowers, they know.

Maybe if you hum a few bars.

So the joke is, if he stops to tell time he falls,and the other one keeps asking the time to make him fall. One wonders about the creative process here. Where would such an idea come from.

Hummers can’t stop to look at their wrist watch.