Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 11, 2020

That’s the way we became the Brady bunch of respondents in the lawsuit.

I thought it was because of an Alex rather than an Alice….

OMG, that Elton John song makes more sense now. “All the young girls love Alice…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGHAfBVP3gw

Sorry, that fellow looks more like Jed Clampett. His scandal involved Granny and that liberated Miss Hathaway.

After her gruesome crime spree, Alice’s accomplice would forever be known as…..Sam the Butcher.

Does Gisele know about Alice?

Given Mr. Reed’s proclivities, Alice was probably safe.

Fantasy Island meets Resident Evil…….all under one Umbrella.

This is my story and Brady is stickin to it…

Knowing who Alice is makes this pretty funny! Thanks!

You can get ANYTHING you want is Alice’s Restaurant.

Alan Brady? (No, wait – her name was Margaret…)

Alice is gonna clean you out.

“She pulled a straight flush over my four of a kind!”

Yeah, Mike blame it on Alice….Cooper???

Weird Al had song about this. The Brady Bunch….(yeah I got all the albums)

Temptress without equal.

In order to keep the illicit affair secret, Mike Brady gave the kids lots of pointless chores. Like mowing the Astroturf back yard.

…Alice. Dalas Alice…

“I thought she was an innocent young thing – then I found out what was going on in her restaurant! It turned out you COULD get Alice!”…

“I thought she was an innocent young girl who just owned a restaurant – then I found out you COULD get Alice!”…

Not funny, Tony.

Alice? Alice? Who the F@#$ is Alice?