Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 13, 2020

Wow, just look at his fingers!

Other than for the heart palpitations, he should drink that stuff more often.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Heh, when I was growing up, we used Mercurochrome for little cuts and injuries. Of course, it had mercury in it, so it’s not used in the US anymore.

It sure worked, though!

He’s probably almost done.

Yes, that coffee really works

…and it is apparently the only way that Adam works

Heat resistant oven gloves would help.

But I don’t think his client was expecting.

“Tap tap tappa tip tap tap tappa type type tap tappa tappity tip tap tap tap tap tip tappa tip tap tappa tippa tip type tap tappity tappa tip tap tappa tip”

for the money they’re paying.

I knew a guy who could type an email to the boss while he was talking to me about a football game. I was impressed, but I didn’t try it. “A man has to know his limitations.”

mm yes true comedy younglings these days would not understand

I haven’t seen any mention of Bactine since the 1960s. Does it still exist?

“This man should be in a strait-jacket!” – Leo Bialystok, famed US impresario

DTWFNC comes to the rescue again.

the life of a writer’s SIDE EFFECTS!

Doc, do you have to wear hand protection when drinking your Nuke Coffee? You should’ve warned poor Adam! Not that he would have listened anyway………..

I’d say there are three good reasons Bactine is still around.

1. It works.

2. It doesn’t sting.

3. It doesn’t stain.

I could use some of that perchance I could find it. I am always getting scrapes and cuts and not noticing until my dogs point them out. By then Bactine seemed to help most.

Clark Kent has the same problem.

I have a bottle of mucilage in my desk drawer the old kind with the rubber top.