Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2020

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mr. Google tells me “Postmates is an American company that employs couriers to deliver goods locally.” Now I know.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Should’ve called Grub-a-dub-dub.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    after a few more brewskies they’ll call playmateys…

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Landlubbers? They’re sitting in their own boat.

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    bennie33801  over 4 years ago

    This would probably have been better in the arrrgylsweater.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    must have been a “butt dial”

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    comicalUser  over 4 years ago

    Who’s leaking oil?

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