Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 12, 2020

Our cat Ta Toe to a ‘T’ LOL

My favourite is the little old lady who is slightly unsure of her walk and uses her pitons to hike across my lap. I really get the point.

Your cat the animal.

Don’t forget kittenapping. It’s a hissdemeanor.

All the more incentive for the cat!

Hooman, you has no proofs.

yeppers!

Feline-ney.

We have four and they are all indoor

Does that make our house a cat jail?

Don’t forget littering…

Yep! Describes my Tigger to a tee!

When Sherlock goes for my hands I put on my welding gloves for a fair fight. He gets ‘whatever’ out of his system and I’m not bleeding.

Handslaughter can lead to rabies shots.

When he gets sent to jail, have him look up my dog.

Be careful to thoroughly check the meatballs on spaghetti night.

Yep, the usual suspect.

Cats! Four-footed hooligans, that’s all they are! [ And I wouldn’t trade mine for all the world.]