Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 11, 2020

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    Is this sleep position better for his back?

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Wiley does a suspended animation.

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    Leroy  over 4 years ago

    If he can make her “levitate,” I don’t think she’ll complain.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    That’s just his way of getting out of changing-the-sheets duty.

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    kaffekup   over 4 years ago

    He thinks a zero Sleep Number bed is just too firm.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    So if you’re levitating, is it actually comfortable? Or is it more like being held up by an invisible demon with his hand in your gut?

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    A good night’s sleep is just an illusion.

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    Baarorso  over 4 years ago

    Think of it like this, Ms. Fooldini. When your hubby does this, you hve more space in the bed to stretch out and be comfortable.;-D

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    dot-the-I  over 4 years ago

    Keeping his mind off of ever having married the witch.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I don’t know, lady, sleeping with your husband and having the bed to yourself, all at the same time, seems like a good idea to me.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A true showman never lets an opportunity to perform pass him by. However, sometimes the performance in the bedroom can be an issue.

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    MichaelHelwig  over 4 years ago

    What a great stage name.

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    Anglo Saxon  over 4 years ago

    At least the rabbit seems amused…

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    At least he’s not trying to saw her in half.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 4 years ago

    BUNNY!

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    More show biz hoopla.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 4 years ago

    For his next trick, he’s going to make her disappear.

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    Herb L 1954  over 4 years ago

    Watch me pull a Habit out of a Rat ;)

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    zzeek  over 4 years ago

    I thought the planking fad had passed.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    There’s magic in the air tonight!

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    Thomas R. Williams  over 4 years ago

    Perhaps she would rather that he elevate certain selected bits.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    I would, if I thought you were more interested in me than that book. That was obviously delusion.

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    cleokaya  over 4 years ago

    When you told me that you could perform magic in bed, this is not what I was hoping for

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    giggles242  over 4 years ago

    He’s trying to level up and she cares.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 4 years ago

    I like the rabbit sitting in the hat.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    His Wife stopped being impressed by that trick about 500 performances ago.

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