Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 11, 2020

Are you afraid of the dark, Marigold?

Just when I was considering the business venture of having people pay to look through the portal.

“D’you wanna look into the howul?” (Cow and Chicken, I think?)

Marigold couldn’t turn on her horn’s flashlight app?

So kind of like no internet times infinity. Thanks for the nightmare fuel Dana:-).

Yes I see, Mari. Actually I can’t. :D

I thought the dark dimension would be someplace where unicorns * gasp * DON’T SPARKLE. The horror!

Stilton Jarlsberg would refer to that as a “moist pop”… >:D

Bet there was a gopher.

The horror…the…horror…

[This is the end, my only friend, the end]

Predicted line from tomorrow or the next day: “I could tell a mirror was there … but I couldn’t see myself in it!”

Bring a flashlight next time.

So cold is being tired

Behold the feeling tired

Stand quietly at the side

Watch darkness open wide

The light is growing dim

So dim within

Instead of Marigold’s spirit haunting, Marigold’s spirit will be haunted for ever.

“Why did you put your head in the Portal?”

“I thought there would be cake.”

“The cake is a lie.”

I was actually going to make that comment yesterday, but thought it too obvious…

As hard as Phoebe pulled Mari’s tail, I would think her horn would be shorter…

Great pun there, Marigold.

(facepalm)