Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 14, 2020

If everyone slimmed down to his/her proper size, what would that do to Earth’s rotation?

It’s not the junk food that is the problem there Wiz.

I wonder what was considered junk food in the middle ages.

going to the “pure life”, Wiz?

Good move, Wiz!

It’s really getting bad when a fast food is making a sandwich with 4 patties….gluttony has over taken common sense

With the crazy coronavirus hording going on in local stores now (it’s gone waaaay beyond toilet paper) you could probably take that bag and pocket a tidy sum in very little time.

Way to get ahead of things, Wiz.

Say, if you’re not going to eat that…

I never apologize for good eating.

Well Wiz, we can’t all be Charles Atlas.

Make your own pizza, Wiz.

Too late, Wiz, everyone in the strip looks like they are helium balloon characters

The sad part is that even the stuff they market as a Healthy choice is mostly junk food due to the processing used to produce it with a shelf life.

Your crystal ball was wide enough to show all of that?

Huh…and I was just thinking of getting rid of all the mirrors…

Too late.

I would’ve said ‘looking something like the Borg’ with humanity’s love of tech…

Double it!