Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 13, 2020

Not all chemical reactions are pleasant. Despite the common metaphor noted here.

“Oh yeah? And I’ll break your test tube with my Dewar flask.”

“And I’ll crush your pipette with my weight balance.”

I knew those scientific Muppets would snap one day.

Clever :)

And there used to be such good chemistry between them!

Catalyst fight

Awww I can feel the love….

At this rate they will only come up with a dissolution.

Better Call Saul

Like Sodium and Water

i was just thinking about high school and remembered that we had a chemistry teacher who was famous for pushing his glasses back up his nose all during class, we actually began keeping track through each class and met downstairs when school was over and compared notes…we would hear 12….11…13…21…one day my buddy John (the one who became my cousin) and i went to class early, and there was no one there so we put Vaseline on his frames…. …so that day it was 14….19….15….178;…..

“Shove it up your Bunsen burner” That made me laugh a little too hard and just became one of my new favorite comebacks!

I realize these are probably friends of some congressmen, but I hope this is not happening among those studying and researching the chinese biological weapon.

Beaker and friends at the College of Muppets?