Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 19, 2020

My stepmother is the same age as my (late) mother… just three months younger. Dad and stepmother were in their fifties when they started dating each other.

That would put ‘her’ awfully close to my eldest child, were there anyone I was dating. Why would someone that age want a man my age? Daddy issues?

My eldest brother at 75 found a 50 something who promptly had him change his will. Clever little ……….&!t@#.

Readin’ the comments here, all I can say is Ain’t love grand?

If you find Love … go for it !

I remember George Burns’ response to the complaint that he was dating younger women. He said, “At my age, they are all younger!”

Groucho Marks said “You are only as old as the women you feel.”

Sounds like cradle robbing…

My wife would be upset if I were dating a younger woman.

Some would call you a plugger.. some, a dirty old man

You’re a plugger when your 55 year old girlfriend is half your age.

You probably also wrote her name on the back of the picture just in case.

I’m not sure what to make of the fact that I continue to refer to people my age as, “He was an older man…” (or woman). Denial I guess.

I prefer a woman who knows the signs of stroke. (quote from Sinbad)