Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 17, 2020

Who here also watches One Piece?

My theory is that the judges look at Dee Dee for a second then told her that get out

dee dee: hits depression

Sorry young lady, not always you can get what you want

Idk what’s worse, Dee Dee’s depression due to her rejection or my depression due to this toxic comment section

LOL im like 90% positive this aint it but what if shes acting sad and depressed in the last panel so then she can surprise Nate. Its just a fun little guess but I doubt its true.

LOL! “Hollywouldn’t!” Good for Nate for not saying that out loud.

Ouch!!! Hard luck, Dee Dee. Seems like Zoey has defeated her.

Oh man, Dee Dee didn’t make the cut! There goes her early Hollywood entry.

Anthony did not comment first! Did he get banned?

Somehow, i knew dee-dee would not make it. Maybe Nate will?

How anticlimactic.

I got a crazy idea Dee Dee is faking it and she actually won

Now we’ll see whether Nate can be sympathetic.

OHHHH! Dee Dee got wrecked XD

Very sad today. Usually it is Nate who gets his soul crushed. At least Nate was being a supportive friend to her.

Well, here’s to hoping Zoey fails miserably as well…

She can blame it on Simon.

What a waste of arc >:(

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poor dee dee :(

OOF.

When reality hits hard.

Everyone here: POLLS SPAM FUN FACT ARGUE STOP END THIS

Me: https://i.imgur.com/40OliL1.png

So… he’s nice to Dee Dee. Good for Nate.

Sorry about not commenting, and it being late today, but I was really busy and always tired by night, so here is some more loony laws.1. If you are in the state of Arkansas, it is illegal to pronounce it incorrectly. I believe it is something like the A has to be like italian or something and the last S is not there. 2. In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to marry a man more than three times. This reminds me of a news feed about someone getting dimensia then re-marrying their husband. It was kind of neat. :) 3. Still in the books, but I think it’s gone now: In Walden, NY, it is illegal to give out water unless you have a permit. I guess I could see why they did this, just in case somebody poisoned it, or something, and they gave permits to trusty people, but still, definitely onto a weird laws thing. Anyway that will be all for today, and sorry for not knowing barely anything about some of these US places, because I live in Canada. Also, I’d like to mention one mistake I made in the last one, which was that it is illegal in Switzerland not the Netherlands to own just one Guinea Pig, as they may get lonely. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! :)

yay

As soon as Simon saw her open her mouth…. NO

Was going to say something else but I’m wondering why this cartoon in particular seems to get so many comments? I mean, it is clever but I think there are many others which are at minimum, as good as this one!

Woah now, you guys really thought you were having a Poll War 3 without me???

Dee Dee has way too much self-confidence

https://discord.gg/nqz7J5 new big Nate comments discord server

Holly-Not-Go-So-Lightly, I presume?

Roasted!

I wonder why holly wouldn’t

hi guys im a new commenter but i have been a lurker for a while and i’m all caught up on what’s going on so hi

Horrible pun but I like the timing and the idea. It would have been much better if there was a time card like spongebob. “1 minute 30 seconds later”

Meanwhile, back at the comic strip… Hang in there, Dee Dee. Don’t give up yet.

Theory: Dee Dee is going to become depressed and have a whole new personality.

we need to start posting memes instead of polls

Oh no

They have as much right to immigrate as anybody else…

Bye guys see you on Monday

Was Tyler M. Banned!

Okay I’m really confused so who’s left of the OG commenters

I feel sorry for dee dee!

well that didnt go to plan!

Poor dee dee