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I cry foul! Lizards don’t have vocal cords! What kind of mad puppetry is this? Hide the children and release the hounds! Surveillance Pickle you have failed us!
Buoy about 5 years ago
Beware of reptilians in sweater vests trying to blend in; most of his balloon animals just look like turds or tadpoles anyway.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Just let loose from the carnival $1 side show.
Randy B Premium Member about 5 years ago
“That’s when lunch starts to wear off, and I have the capacity to handle the whole party.”
Superfrog about 5 years ago
Kids appreciate a little cold blooded entertainment.
gutbloom about 5 years ago
After 3 PM? Clearly working as a substitute teacher.
3hourtour Premium Member about 5 years ago
…the live action Pearls Before Swine did not turn out so well…
…those old Star Trek stars just kept having trouble finding work…
…Johnny the thesaurus just never really caught on…
… before 3:00pm he has his job at FOX News…
…Froglandia celebrates St. Patrick’s Day just a little differently…
…How to cook humans…
…I said Dinah Shore not dinosaur…
…if Patsy Cline just came out today…
…would her music be considered country music?…
coltish1 about 5 years ago
I find I like my food in bite-sized morsels.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
Also, count the animals in the petting zoo, if you have one for the party. Not responsible for any missing.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Not on my life……ya big dummy!
Radish... about 5 years ago
He’s a bit short handed, when you put a birthday party hat on him he can’t reach up to take it off.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 5 years ago
Bobbing for babies.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 5 years ago
It’s the sweater and tie that’s got me confused.
(yeah. that’s right. the sweater and tie)
ccolborne Premium Member about 5 years ago
OMG! It’s Moschops, by gops! The most adorbs Permian therapsid for Therapsid Thursday!
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
What a croc … after 3pm he becomes a Later Gator …!
Gerard:D about 5 years ago
Is this Lester Mo Les Tar?
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
I cry foul! Lizards don’t have vocal cords! What kind of mad puppetry is this? Hide the children and release the hounds! Surveillance Pickle you have failed us!
samsoltan_48323 about 5 years ago
Guststus Similis Pullus
willie_mctell about 5 years ago
Oh to be a child again.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
He needs a bigger brain pan for a Troodon relative. One of the “lizard people” who came from a parallel Earth they call “Nibiru”.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
If I hated the children that much, I’d do it myself, if you catch my drift.
Alien marauders in sweaters and ties are really not what most children want, I think….
Radish... about 5 years ago
See, alien lizard people are real!
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Jump up here on my tail Sally..
Rocky gonna give you a leaping lizard ride around the backyard.
Jimmy Paige piped in the party..
3hourtour Premium Member about 5 years ago
… there is a Star Trek Voyager episode where the crew meets up with some old school highly technological amphibian race…
…the amphibians ended up being the original inhabitants of the planet Earth…
…in exile because Earth was was left uninhabitable by a meteor…
…how is Star Trek like toilet paper?…
…EVERYBODY NOW:…
… they both Circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons…
…ah, Milton Berle…
…aka uncle Miltie…
…lived back in the day when you could let it all hang out beneath your open robe while in your own dressing room…
…he knew a good joke when he’d steal one…
…now-a-days is better, though…
…we don’t need any old dinosaur grandpas ruining Alice’s graduation party …
… any Obi-Wan Kenobi’s showing us their lightsabers…
… light saber tooth tigers are okay though…
…Tide pods get clothes the cleanest…
coltish1 about 5 years ago
Naw, you’re joshin’. That’s Mr. Rogers in a Halloween mask.