Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 17, 2020

I’m with His Honour and Andy on this one. “What’s his name” isn’t very helpful.

It’s all Andy’s fault for drilling it into Chalkie’s head that it’s what he’s supposed to say to all questions.

We didn’t see a thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbLQf0BXggk

In Andy’s mind now, Chalkie’s name is mud!

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny and a variation of a theme , it just shows that Chalkie is dumber than we thought and is causing our HERO Mr Andrew Capp grief:o) anyway I don’t feel like commenting much because I am worried about Ling’s grandson, my avatar is just a picture of an unfurled Maltese flag , because I feel sad :o{ , how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope BCNU pal.

A little to literal there, blackboard!

Andy will make sure Chalkie remembers this for a while!

“Chalkie White” would not be the name on his birth certificate… it’s only a nickname… and would not be allowable in court… Does anybody know what Mr White’s real forename is?

There’s something wrong, here. :D

Sgt. Schultz is on Line 2, Mr. White. Says you’re doing it all wrong.

This reminds me of the episode of “Blackadder Goes Forth” where Captain Blackadder was on trial for shooting a carrier pigeon. He told Private Baldric to “deny everything” so Baldric even denied his own name.

Check your ID card.

Not such a stretch, with all the alcohol he’s consumed he’s lost a few brain cells.

How did he know to answer, if he doesn’t remember his name?

It’s a very very quiet and out of character St. Patrick’s Day here in Kansas City. Ordinarily, on this day, year after year, our sidewalks are lined by drunken revelers. (And just imagine if we’d have had an actual PARADE!) More seriously, it’s kind of depressing that the closest I can come to celebrating today is to wash my hands in Irish Spring……

Lá Shona Fhéile Pádraig, Cappers!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

No, sir. My name is not “Mister.”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Cappers!

Chalkie must have been watching Fawlty Towers…

Blackadder: Deny everything, Baldrick!