Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 18, 2020

Jokes on her, I don’t like skittles of any flavor.

So what does she do aside from mostly yell things and not destroy anything?

Ever dislike a flavor of Skittles so much that you just throw it away?

Dark Mirror Universe Phoebe turns out to be Lucy Van Pelt?

Oh, you mean green apple. The worst flavor in the world.

All bark, no bite. What a waste of fangs.

Family circus, Blondie and other aged comics that shouldn’t still be arouuuuunnnd…..

Dark Phoebe has pointy teeth for one thing. Gives her more bite, I guess.

When you are a dark version of someone are the Sharp teeth mandatory ? And did she sharpened herself or are they natural ?

So Dark Marigold & Dark Phoebe are in a dysfunctional codependent relationship. Color me surprised.

Very bad girl…

She’s practically what good-Phoebe would be if she tried being bad.

I really want to see a Dark Dakota.

Yeah, I figured, Dark Phoebe is all bark and no bite. Probably only “dark” because she thinks it “neat” to be so currently.

All that is missing is the curl on her forehead. All you older readers should be able to come up with this rhyme.

Now why does she had sharp, denticulated teeth? They probably appear only when she is angry.

OK. If this isn’t an invitation to dive into the bag of Skittles by my desk now, I don’t know what is.

WHATS WITH SKITTELS!!

You’ve found a comment that has nothing to do with Skittles.

NOOO! I’LL DO ANYTHING! JUST DON’T MAKE ME EAT THE RED SKITTLES! NOOOOOo…