Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 06, 2020

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    From the looks of things, a sad and lonely dream. ;-(

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    Pet  over 4 years ago

    They were the men of my dreams also until I got old and became lactose intolerant ;)

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mine too, but I just got up to 204 lbs, and that won’t work. It’s a lot harder to get back into shape than it is to stay in shape.

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    There are better ice creams. Graeter’s makes B&J’s and Häagen-Dazs taste like the stuff you used to get in a little cup with a paper lid and a tiny wooden spoon. It’s like a ribeye when everybody else is eatin’ a two day old drive thru burger and it’s cold.

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    dlkrueger33  over 4 years ago

    Certainly, for the moment, they are the only guys you can date.

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    Dkram  over 4 years ago

    Ben & Jerry’s founded in Waterberry, VT, passed into corporate hands a few years ago.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You scream….I scream….we all scream….for…

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    Snolep  over 4 years ago

    I became a B & J shareholder when they first went public, and remained one for many years. Their shareholder meetings were hilarious. They were held outdoors in VT. Both Ben and Jerry wore t-shirts and shorts, and Ben opened the meetings doing the required legalese in Gregorian chant, etc. It was all about what they were doing that was socially responsible. When the time came for shareholder comments, someone would invariably complain about not getting dividends, and then everyone would boo them, and say being part of this organization was dividend enough in itself. We’d of course get free ice cream, and often caught the waft of (ahem) cinnamon/nutmeg floating in the air. Then they sadly went corporate. Very disappointing.

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    She has high standards.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 4 years ago

    A quick Google image search of “waiting for the perfect man” will show you the results of doing so.

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, just like Little Debbie is my sweetheart.

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    BelkisZerres  over 4 years ago

    I loves it.

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    DebUSNRet  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, expensive men, tho!

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    cwg  over 4 years ago

    Ben & Jerry’s ain’t worth the price for those men of dreams.

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    sunchaunzo  over 1 year ago

    B&Js is too expensive. I’ll stick with Kroger.

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