The extra gravy comforted him, so that he worried less about how he would make a living as a stadium organist after all the organs were shut down. (He didn’t really understand how this was related to poison in his veins.)
Need I even say, the poison was in the glass of sherry (its potent aroma and flavor covered the poison perfectly). The extra gravy on his cubed steak and mashed potatoes covered their bruises and was, in fact and indeed, just gravy on his goodies. Of Course! Course! Course! (An ever-slower Course, of course, as his heart began to skip a beat or two or three)….
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Just when we thought his situation couldn’t be more grave, it’s become extra gravy.
painedsmile almost 5 years ago
Forget that big ol’ spoon. Chug your gravy boat directly. Gulp-gulp-gulp…
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…er… it was a dark and stormy night…
…Frank, the bi-vampire bit into the man’s vein…
…ack! He couldn’t swallow…
…so he let it drool onto the man’s stomach…
..poison!…
…why did Frank get on the freaks?…
…oh, well…
…twenty dollars was twenty dollars…
…the rest was gravy…
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Thus the morel gravy was wet and heavy
And to die for…
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
gravy’s too lumpy
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Make this moment better. Tomorrow is already fudged.
Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The extra gravy comforted him, so that he worried less about how he would make a living as a stadium organist after all the organs were shut down. (He didn’t really understand how this was related to poison in his veins.)
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
If this guy didn’t want to shoot himself, why did he make himself look so much like Hitler?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
The MEAT AND POTATO guy died Doing what he loved best…..drowning his meal in thick gravy
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
It’s a lesson in Zen, boys and girls: enjoy your life while you’re leading it – even while you’re leaving it.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
All non award winning gravymasters please STFU.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Priorities.
6turtle9 almost 5 years ago
Proper lubrication is so important to many aspects of life. If it ain’t saucy, you’re probably doing it wrong.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
I’m just kicking down the cobblestones, looking for fun and feeling graaavy … so, slow down …!
Thomas R. Williams almost 5 years ago
Film noir classic D.O.A. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042369/
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
The guy will certainty want some entertainment..
Put it out there. The ones and only.
Bob Cigar and the Silver Bullet Band.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Need I even say, the poison was in the glass of sherry (its potent aroma and flavor covered the poison perfectly). The extra gravy on his cubed steak and mashed potatoes covered their bruises and was, in fact and indeed, just gravy on his goodies. Of Course! Course! Course! (An ever-slower Course, of course, as his heart began to skip a beat or two or three)….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
When you have no hope, do what you want even if it is addictive.