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This reminds me of a story I read a long time ago about a young girl about to be sacrificed to a dragon. She engages it in conversation & it complains about all the “skinny virgins” the villagers keep giving it. She points out that the fat priest in charge is also a virgin, whereupon the dragon promptly gobbles him up (along with a few of his tubby fellow virgin priests) for the best meal of his life, & gratefully agrees not to bother the villagers any more.
GreasyOldTam almost 5 years ago
Say, Cliff, let me introduce you to Irritable Belle. (yes, I know they’ve met, but with Cliff’s memory, he needs a refresher.)
DavidHenna almost 5 years ago
Cliff is noxious and gaseous, all right!
Bilan almost 5 years ago
The volcano is starting to look better now.
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If the aliens are still looking for a virgin introduce them to Cliff.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 5 years ago
She just said you weren’t her type.
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
There’s a hideous, obnoxious, malevolent, narcissistic blob in the white house you might want to stay away from also Pam!
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Cliff – never the Best Man, often the breast man.
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
BOOOMBURN!!!!
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
Who didn’t see that one coming?
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
I’m still here for you, Pamela … and I won’t even expect you to marry me.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Great setup!
anomalous4 almost 5 years ago
This reminds me of a story I read a long time ago about a young girl about to be sacrificed to a dragon. She engages it in conversation & it complains about all the “skinny virgins” the villagers keep giving it. She points out that the fat priest in charge is also a virgin, whereupon the dragon promptly gobbles him up (along with a few of his tubby fellow virgin priests) for the best meal of his life, & gratefully agrees not to bother the villagers any more.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Marriage isn’t for everyone. But, inflatable girlfriends will do the trick.
Mayor Snorkum almost 5 years ago
Cliff didn’t see that one coming, Pam, but all of us sure did. Smelled it, too.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Always funny, even when you see it coming.
trainnut1956 almost 5 years ago
How is Pam a virgin when she has 2 kids?
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
What timing.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
My vision must be better than I though because I SAW THAT COMING FROM A MILE AWAY!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Always a bridesmaid…