Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 23, 2020

Back to Reality

Day 2 without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently she’s my wife. She seem nice.

Mr. Sweetness seems to have changed shirts between put-downs. Lighten up, Hoss. Dumping on everyone else’s ideas just means the problem is yours and yours alone.

Maybe you could shut down the station and volunteer all your time to help out the less fortunate.

Well, there is no lack of sports-only a lack of live sports. Broadcast those “classics”.

Message to the IOC: CANCEL THE TOKYO OLYMPICS, NOW!! You money-grubbing, self-centered idiots!

Just stay indoors and do nothing.

How many screws do you have to remove to get all of the doughnut crumbs out of a laptop keyboard and computer? That one is good for a week of shows.

I suppose the National Spelling Bee has been cancelled as well.

Maybe you could do a few shows about government subsidies to professional sports, along with special tax considerations.

Be sure to include federal, state, and municipal levels, and also the various perqs handed out to the various political ‘leaders’ who worked so hard on the various projects.

Then, maybe the ncaa.

Sports, like life, is full of idiots

It makes me think of the NFL strike in about 1970 or so, the joke was that Nixon was going to call out the National Guard to play out the regular football season (he had recently called out the NG to fill in during the Post Office strike).