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I accidentally ate an ostrich burger once, in California. Frankly, with all the special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun wrapped around it, I could not tell it wasn’t two whole beef patties.
MelanieAltheaMoore almost 5 years ago
Is it plant-based meat substitute?
Leojim almost 5 years ago
Next thing you know you’re going to tell me he uses Viagra and a codpiece.
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
It’s possum roadkill!
Milady Meg almost 5 years ago
That was great. Now, what’s Victoria’s Secret?
SNVBD almost 5 years ago
Pork and veal mince… way better than beef burger. (IMHO)
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Waiter! There’s a hair in my hamburger.
That’s because the chef presses the meat in his armpit.
That’s disgusting!
You think that’s bad, you should see how the guy down the street makes his doughnuts!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Equine burger?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I accidentally ate an ostrich burger once, in California. Frankly, with all the special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun wrapped around it, I could not tell it wasn’t two whole beef patties.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 5 years ago
Chinese Fortune Cookie Message: “That’s not chicken.”
daleandkristen almost 5 years ago
SAY no more…..PLEASE!!!!!
WCraft almost 5 years ago
What? That’s impossible!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Ground round of hound…no!
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Pitcher of beer please.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Sometimes it’s better not to know.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
“He’s been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.”