You haven’t died yet
The older you get, the wiser you get, but that doesn’t apply to everyone: I can even name names.
You get cake. yay!
My mother turns 90 today.
My aunt said that you you are 62, you look forward to retirement, but when you are 82, there is nothing to look forward to.
Better think of something quick before setting the cake on fire.
As you get older there are more things you forget. So there’s plenty of new things to learn (all over again).
Never pass a rest area, never trust a fart, and… that third rule of being over 50.
Well, you get to say “Survived another one!”
There is a good line in the first Indiana Jones movie: “It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.”
Will not come up!
It’s a bitter/sweet experience ……some days you feel like a nut, some days you don’t…..HEY! Where’s my Almond Joy?
Getting older is better than the alternative
1. Unlimited ice cream.
2. You can say anything you want to anyone you see.
3. Groping nurses.
4. Call of Duty. All day.
5. Stacks and stacks of comic books.
Need I go on?
The day one stops having birthdays will be the living end.
You got another free trip around the sun!
You don’t have to go get your own cake, for one thing…
Most get “too soon old and too late smart”.
I”m surprised she can stand the heat to hold the cake that long!
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
suv2000 almost 5 years ago
You haven’t died yet
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The older you get, the wiser you get, but that doesn’t apply to everyone: I can even name names.
wldhrsy2luv almost 5 years ago
You get cake. yay!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
My mother turns 90 today.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
My aunt said that you you are 62, you look forward to retirement, but when you are 82, there is nothing to look forward to.
allen@home almost 5 years ago
Better think of something quick before setting the cake on fire.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
As you get older there are more things you forget. So there’s plenty of new things to learn (all over again).
Little Caesar almost 5 years ago
Never pass a rest area, never trust a fart, and… that third rule of being over 50.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Well, you get to say “Survived another one!”
dflak almost 5 years ago
There is a good line in the first Indiana Jones movie: “It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.”
hardymk almost 5 years ago
Will not come up!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
It’s a bitter/sweet experience ……some days you feel like a nut, some days you don’t…..HEY! Where’s my Almond Joy?
lbhorton almost 5 years ago
Getting older is better than the alternative
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
1. Unlimited ice cream.
2. You can say anything you want to anyone you see.
3. Groping nurses.
4. Call of Duty. All day.
5. Stacks and stacks of comic books.
Need I go on?
John Barleycorn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The day one stops having birthdays will be the living end.
fofinho almost 5 years ago
You got another free trip around the sun!
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
You don’t have to go get your own cake, for one thing…
EarlWash1 almost 5 years ago
Most get “too soon old and too late smart”.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I”m surprised she can stand the heat to hold the cake that long!