I have a theory that New York City cabs are equipped with a device called the Horn-o-Matic. It honks the horn as soon as it detects a green light. Unfortunately, in New York City, green light obeys special laws of relativity causing it to arrive at the car behind you before it reaches you.
It is recommended that you de-install your Horn-o-Matic if you take your car to North Carolina. Especially if you find your car behind a pickup truck with a gun rack, NRA sticker and a bumper sticker that reads, “If you can read this; you are in small arms range.”
Be especially wary if you can see that the driver is wearing his NASCAR ball cap with the bill in the back.
Somehow puts me in mind of the old canard (well, that means “duck”, but bear with me) about the Italian rules of the road: “Green light means go fast. Yellow light means go faster. Red light mean honk horn”.
eromlig over 4 years ago
Canada Geese in New York City.
HarryLime over 4 years ago
Canadians anxious to escape Trump’s Florida.
dflak over 4 years ago
I have a theory that New York City cabs are equipped with a device called the Horn-o-Matic. It honks the horn as soon as it detects a green light. Unfortunately, in New York City, green light obeys special laws of relativity causing it to arrive at the car behind you before it reaches you.
It is recommended that you de-install your Horn-o-Matic if you take your car to North Carolina. Especially if you find your car behind a pickup truck with a gun rack, NRA sticker and a bumper sticker that reads, “If you can read this; you are in small arms range.”
Be especially wary if you can see that the driver is wearing his NASCAR ball cap with the bill in the back.
matzam Premium Member over 4 years ago
as bad as the people that speed up to get to the red light
Michael Helwig over 4 years ago
Fly Away Home you guys.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Move it buddy….you honking quack up !
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Spread your wings, Elmer.
khcm1157 over 4 years ago
I thought Canadians were more polite than that.
Another Take over 4 years ago
Honking is more tolerable than that other thing they do – all over the driveway, sidewalk, parking lot, playground…
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
Somehow puts me in mind of the old canard (well, that means “duck”, but bear with me) about the Italian rules of the road: “Green light means go fast. Yellow light means go faster. Red light mean honk horn”.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Silly geese looking to get Pâté-ed.
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hunt as many as you want, we’ve got more.