Close to Home by John McPherson for March 31, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Bleeb is having a lot of fun hanging out in the pool.

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    Old and sly beats young and cute every time.

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    tkcoker  over 4 years ago

    The belly button ting doesn’t bother me, probably because it is normally covered. On the other hand I cannot stand a nose ring. But worse to me than the nose ring are those who are trying to stretch the hole in their earlobe to compete with the African tribes who have been doing that for hundreds of years.

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    And if dad in his speedo doesn’t work mom will put on her thong bikini and go out there too!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If you’re wondering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoURyQLqZ7o

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    Ubintold  over 4 years ago

    OH well, they often call him Speedo, but his real name is Mister Earl.

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    bookworm0812  over 4 years ago

    Alright, alright! I’ll take it out! Don’t make my friends go blind, over jewelry, for crying out loud!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As a guy, I say go for it anyway Dad. You know you want to.

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    drycurt  over 4 years ago

    I saw a clerk at a store the other day with the holes left from piercing removal – particularly the one on one side of her nose. Do those close up and return to normal? The studs (on just one side) look ridiculous in the first place, but the hole certainly didn’t improve her appearance.

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    Dad jokes or dad shaming, it’s about the same.

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    After viewing this picture nothing but knee shorts for me

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    DaveQuinn  over 4 years ago

    Wait til she wants her genitals pierced. It happens a lot.

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Love those tongue piercings and how they now talk like they have marbles in their mouth. Let’s not even get into tattoos.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “But Dad!!!! All the other kids have piercings!”“Did you just call me ‘BUTT’ Dad?!”

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    “Dirty pool, old man” … Gomez Adams

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    hfergus Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Parents have the power to embarrass. Use it sparingly, but well.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Bleeb doin’ the back stroke.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    He’ll probably do it anyway.

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    ptnjbrown  over 4 years ago

    I once saw a guy in the mall with a chain from nose to ear attached to loops. He was looking so tough in his leather outfit. I was staring. He asked in tough guy voice what I was looking at. I replied " that would come in handy as a hand hold in a fight. "

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Do what your mom says Melissa!!!

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    ascha35-gocomics  over 4 years ago

    There are not many places that won’t hire you because you don’t have tattoos and piercings and holes in your ears.

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    Perkycat  over 4 years ago

    I worked for Walmart when Sam Walton was still alive. He wouldn’t allow visible tattoos or wild hair and makeup. Today, is seems, anything goes.

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    Homerville Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That little bribe will work, no doubt. If it doesn’t then mom will wear it.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    If he goes out there like that, he better bring barf bags.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That should definitely do it!

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 4 years ago

    Her friends can already see him through the glass door.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Melissa, your friends are leering at dad. It would appear you’ve been outvoted.

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