Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 16, 2020

if the restaurant is closed for dine-in but open for drive-thru, can pedestrians walk through the drive-thru?

again? you mean he screwed up before?

Nice flag. A stack of pancakes smothered in butter and syrup.

All hail the IHOP empire!

As long as you roll down the passenger window before ordering, You’ll be fine Norman.

The local In-n-Out opened back in December and it still has a triple line of cars at the drive-through!

Some grocery stores have one way aisles at the moment.

I guess the UK fast food drive throughs are on the other side.

Some McDonald’s in Canada have an ordering app that should bypass the drive through, never tried it tho

Welcome to the new soviet, comrade.

The mind wonders what happened before. I can’t imagine because he’s so creative with his screw-ups.

Maybe I’ll send the LA Times a query about them not running this arc…