Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 07, 2020

time to confiscate the oven mits

Off with his head!

There is a major time-out in one little girl’s immediate future.

If it were possible, a crossover of this Alice into the world of “Peanuts” would be fun to see. Watch out, Lucy.

Alas for the loss of great artists.

He was already yours, Alice.

It’s predictable, Alice will perform similarly after they’re married.

“Guaranteed to withstand those sharp ’Dill’s Quills’! It’s ‘Grabmaster Megamitts™’! Get yours Today!”

Call The Avengers! This girl is more dangerous than Thanos!

“Missus Otterloop!” The kid knows his safe-phrase.

HAHAHAHA!

Not a lot of academic supervision going on in that school, what?

Dill might have second thoughts about wanting to marry Alice when they grow up.

Absolute power corrupts….well, you know.

Someone is about to get a timeout.

Ah, nothing like maniacal kleptomania to make a child adorable…

Someone needs to whale on Alice’s seat of learning with the Grabmaster Megamitts…

Alice’s megalomittamania has gone too far! She has no right to do this until they are married!