Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 08, 2020

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Grab the railing and let the dog take out the cat!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Looks more like hazardous working conditions. Better call OSHA.

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    jmworacle  almost 5 years ago

    Whatever happened to the command: “MOVE!”?

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    “Our latest look at traffic: we have a crash on the northeast stairwell. You’ll want to take the guardrail to get around it.”

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Four legged people just can’t understand why two legged people fall down so much.

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    Not to mention the dang cat on my keyboard!

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like we have a fido-bender on the stair expressway…

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    It takes me two minutes to log onto my work system. I like the two minute commute and there is never any traffic. The view out my window is a lot better than looking at a cubical wall. I don’t have to “brown bag” my lunch and can prepare a very nice meal. On my breaks I can do things like move laundry from the washer to the dryer. I can take my dog to work.

    I’m making the best of the opportunity.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Always let the dog and or cat go first….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    It’s supposed to be the path of leashed resistance.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    Difficult commutes and furry co-workers.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    What ever is that angular hand sized stick there for?

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    swanridge  almost 5 years ago

    It is a law of the universe. If they are going the same direction then they must be first. Otherwise, they will not remain on the same level and must go the opposite direction as you enter the stairs.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Seriously!

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    Ka`ĹŤnĹŤhi`ula`okahĹŤkĹ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I swear, my 10-month old kit deliberately walks in front of my feet when I get up in the morning.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Road hogs!

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    DebUSNRet  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, good thing my bedroom’s upstairs and office downstairs! At nite all 5 dogs upstairs on floor, 1 cat onthebed keeping watch for me ALL nite long! Whatta good life!

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