Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 31, 2020

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    Lily.spokescat  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve never heard the phrase mind bleach… I love it!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mom gets kind of rowdy sometimes, doesn’t she Mittens?

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      almost 5 years ago

    She’s only embarrassing herself.

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    prrdh  almost 5 years ago

    An AI’s gotta do what an AI’s gotta do…which is to make people who rely on them look like idiots.

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    Hedgehog  almost 5 years ago

    #yippee-yi-yo-kayah

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    rikkiTikki Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mitty in a cowboy vest-hat and boots are next.

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    michaeljwolff  almost 5 years ago

    “Shoot low, Sheriff, he’s riding a Shetland.”

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    cat19632001  almost 5 years ago

    You’ll still look tough as well as very fancy.

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    tims145  almost 5 years ago

    Yippee ki yay, Mitty

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    AndrewSihler  almost 5 years ago

    In a Mexican restaurant I used to patronize the chalk board menu included Beef Burrito, Pork Burrito, Chicken Burrito, Veggie Burrito, and Cowboy Burrito. The staff didn’t seem to know much about where they got Cowboy. It was actually pretty tasty. (There’s something about a man . . . )

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A decent but not the breast joke I’ve encountered, but amusing nonetheless.

    I admit that’s not a great pun, but I invested some time contemplating it.

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    prrdh  almost 5 years ago

    Now pass the ear bleach.

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    bookworm0812  almost 5 years ago

    #mindsanitizertoo

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    mountaingreenery.  almost 5 years ago

    Ragtime cowboy Mittens.

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