JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 16, 2020

“Pretty soon Doctor Frankenstein will have nothing on me! Bwa ha ha!”

(followed shortly by those pointing out he never received a doctorate)

Honey, you know that Astin Martin you’ve been admiring? Go ahead and order it.

Another addition to the book of “Things you Never Want to Hear From Your Dentist!”

The look of glee on Clarence’s face says it all!

Run Delray, run !!

Yeah, when I finally get to the dentist, they will say about the same thing. Sigh. And I have no excuse.

The dream of his whole life will become true ♡.

Whatever the dentist has, it had better involve anesthesia.

An accomplished practicioner always appreciates a challenge.

“It’s alive!”

That dentist is starting to remind me of Steve Martin.

That dentist is starting to remind me of Steve Martin.

If Delray has never seen a dentist, unless he got super lucky with his dental genes, he’s going to need a lot of work.

Have fun introducing him to Novocain shots, Clarence.

Delray should be wearing a mask. I mean, aren’t we all?

Pygmalion, thy name is “Clarence”.

I dread the day my son ever goes to a Dentist. I need dental work.

I had 12 fillings done in one day once. Literally took the whole workday.

“It’s alive! It’s alive!”

O.K, Dr. Frankenstein, calm down and take a few deep breaths.