Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 07, 2020

Even if we weren’t in a pandemic I would suggest you go wash your hands, now.

Heh.

I got nuthin’.

https://youtu.be/_9MJZGWmt7A

Was wondering when that toad was going to excrete Wart Fertilizer!

Not hardly, Agnes!

For their size, toads and frogs have enormous bladders.

Feed Me

So; going by your past experience with gum wads; how hard do you have to press a toad against the underside of a school desk to make him stick there?

Defense mechanism. Hey, I don’t like it when you hold me — here, have some nasty smelling liquid all over you.

Sweat? Yeah, let’s go with that.