Close to Home by John McPherson for April 11, 2020

I hope,Bleeb is not trying to get back home. I would miss the little guy.

The Starbucks is still too close.

That’s the Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica.

That’s alright you’ll find a Wal Mart much sooner.

Next Dunkin’ Donuts: two miles.

I wonder if they’ll have a drive thru at that Starbucks?

Darn! I should have brought that thermos of DTWFNC.

We stopped at Starbucks but we didn’t planet.

And no pit stops till then! :-o

Seriously Starbucks? They could burn their own, with that booster rocket!

No problem. I’m sure he will see a Wall Drug sign with a much closer location in a few thousand miles.

You could use some of their coffee for rocket fuel.

“Well little buddy, looks like we’re in for a long ride with no caffeine, we both might get a little grumpy. So, do you know anything about space? Yep, I know you take up more of it than I do!”

They sent them off with a 5 year supply of canned Starbucks. It weighed so much that they need to save the cans to build their lodging and return rocket and their urine for the fuel.

371,560,117 microns would be more accurate…

Its just as well. Coffee is a diuretic and the next rest stop is that far also.

I can’t believe it’s that far away, what happened to the space stations along the way.

More like 371,560,117 parsecs.

Please have your order ready so that other customers will not be delayed.

That would leave Bleeb and friend somewhere in the Asteroid Belt.

The Far Out Space Nuts.