Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 01, 2020

Just add milk and you have breakfast

I can testify to that!

You are my action hero…..

At a certain age you start to feel like a cookie, you feel you creak and crumble.

I can never sneak up on my dog cuz something always pops.

He forgot to take off his glasses before going to bed…

A creak in time saves nine …. maybe.

OMG. . .that’s me right now. . .in between hip surgeries. . .if anybody has ANY advice on how to get in and out of bed easily without a derrick, PLEASE pass it on. THANKS!

The Rice Krispies Elves seem rather found of my knees.

50 years of fibromyalgia, silence in the morning would be the shocker!

Criminently, I go to bed feeling fine but my back hurts when I get up.

I never knew my body could make so much noise getting up in the morning.

My brain hurts when I attempt to think.

I know how he feels!

Snop! Packle! Crap!