Strange Brew by John Deering for April 14, 2020

The guy is wearing some strange pants. One black leg the other brown.

Just once, could you raise the seat?

A pumpkin on the TV?

His pant legs are different colors. Uncharted territory indeed.

PS: I mostly use the toilet with the seat down. But if you want the lid down, you may do it on your own time.

I always put the lid down. I’d rather not someday find a soaking wet cat running around the house.

I also always wear pants with both legs the same colour.

You need it down, I need it up. I’ve figured out how to move it to the correct position; can’t you?

Technically speaking it should be left with both seat and lid down to keep the dog from using it as a water bowl and to keep “spray back” from contaminating the bathroom when you flush.

We have separate bathrooms

Just once, I’d like you to shut up about it.

Men.. occasionally have to use it sitting down as well.. yet you never hear them whine about it.

I’ve used restrooms in stores ( women’s, of course) and wondered how in the world do some Women get pee on the toilet seat?

My mom ordered me to put the seat down because otherwise she might fall in at night. I should have countered that if I were that drowsy, I’d pee on the seat.

Piss on that idea.

Mismatched pant legs?

I leave both down… that way, everyone has to lift at least one, to do what needs doing. Unfortunately, not everyone here, has figured that out.

what’s with his pants