OK, this is an old joke from my high school years in the 60’s and very juvenile so forgive me. What do you call a spastic with diarrhea? A juicy fruit.
When they first started using self checkout scanners in grocery stores, the scanner would “announce” the purchase! That went away rather quickly. Darcy would not have liked that either.
I was buying condoms once when I was a teenager and the biggest tattletale at school ends up behind me at the checkout line, along with her “Betty Bowers” mother………..
I grew up in a very conservative church. When I was engaged, and getting married in about a week, my fiance and I went to the store and bought some condoms for after the wedding. We are standing there and I grab a pack. As I do an elderly lady from my church sees me and comes up to talk. I am not sure I have ever been so embarrassed.
“Hi Darcy! Aww man, I see you’re buying Super Strength Suppositories! What a coincidence, I buy the exact same ones! So, do you use them as fire-starter-logs, too?”
allen@home almost 5 years ago
Bleeb is checking the basket. Making sure the guy gets everything on his shopping list.
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
Bad timing!!
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
Oh no, this will not come out well!
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
OK, this is an old joke from my high school years in the 60’s and very juvenile so forgive me. What do you call a spastic with diarrhea? A juicy fruit.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How many does she need?
Nate England almost 5 years ago
“Here. I got you these…”
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Looks like they are located in the rear of the store.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well, this is a great way to break the ice, if handled right.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
I hope she wasn’t too shocked!
jbduncan almost 5 years ago
That is why you shop at the all night stores.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Holy crap! What, you need, a toilet plunger to insert the things?!
iwontgiveit almost 5 years ago
When they first started using self checkout scanners in grocery stores, the scanner would “announce” the purchase! That went away rather quickly. Darcy would not have liked that either.
Oxnate almost 5 years ago
Asking him to help would be a great way to break the ice.
Jethro Flatline almost 5 years ago
I was buying condoms once when I was a teenager and the biggest tattletale at school ends up behind me at the checkout line, along with her “Betty Bowers” mother………..
fishbulb239 almost 5 years ago
Where is the cute guy? Is he standing behind the weird-looking fellow?
geese28 almost 5 years ago
He’d find out sooner or later
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
“Uh, these are for my grandmother.” “I gotta go , she’s waiting.”
edge32 almost 5 years ago
I grew up in a very conservative church. When I was engaged, and getting married in about a week, my fiance and I went to the store and bought some condoms for after the wedding. We are standing there and I grab a pack. As I do an elderly lady from my church sees me and comes up to talk. I am not sure I have ever been so embarrassed.
janellee almost 5 years ago
If I ever want to see everyone I have ever met all I have to do is pick up a pregnancy test kit. Works every time!
Dobie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Hi Darcy! Aww man, I see you’re buying Super Strength Suppositories! What a coincidence, I buy the exact same ones! So, do you use them as fire-starter-logs, too?”
TurbosDad almost 5 years ago
“Cute guy” is obviously subjective…
SandShark Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Now if he has a stash of toilet paper at home, this might be a match made in heaven.
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
I hope that’s not the actual size on box?
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
What’s really wrong here is that they both look more or less like human beings – strange day to scale down the repulsivometer…
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Try the old line: “It’s not for me; buying it for a friend!”
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Another embarrassing moment, cashier calls over the PA “Price check on XL incontinence panties”. Not that it’s happened to me.
sobrown51 almost 5 years ago
She was so surprised she about didn’t need the suppositories.
paranormal almost 5 years ago
Darcy is full of crap…
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
She could say that she’s a sales rep and try plugging the product.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
OH look, they have Bleebs in stock.
saltylife16 almost 5 years ago
Bleeb is hanging out with the groceries
bobpeters61 almost 5 years ago
Is it wrong that I would have enjoyed catching a crush of mine buying such things?