Bad Machinery by John Allison for June 12, 2020

This gets better every day!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember this ‘blockbuster’ moment the first time I saw it… never saw it coming!

I knew we shouldn’t have nick-named it “the death star satellite”.

It hit a soccer field, not a baseball field! Amurka!

Looks like God is really pissed off at Kropotkin.

Look, so the satellite’s a huge fan, had maybe a bit too much to drink in his excitement, and ran onto the field…

The most action on a British football pitch since… ever.

And today we’re introduced to the most important character of all: yes, the failing satellite is, indeed, the eponymous “Bad Machinery”.

Or I’m just making things up to be silly. Yeah, that’s probably it. (Okay, is definitely it.)

Linton has the right to see!!!!

Isn’t that like a foul or something?

Maybe the ref should red card the satellite?