Bad Machinery by John Allison for June 08, 2023

Unfortunately, Shauna’s the only one of the trio who’s any use in a fight.

A reasonable rendering of karate. It’s the empty hand of justice, lads! Karaoke might do them some damage as well.

The boys seem to be leaking mojo quite badly. They really should get that fixed.

Brought to you several decades too early thanks to TIME TRAVEL! :P

Charlie’s Angels? (the 2019 version)?

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Some dark alley’s are more dangerous than others. Is that Lottie’s fighting face, or the grimace of a toe just tread upon?

If Ollie will use his hair as a weapon they may be able to win.

I just had to look up “stitch us up like kippers”: https://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-sti5.htm

Crime of the half-century, anyway.