Herman by Jim Unger for May 17, 2020

And why do you think that you’re not going to get one.

The poor man hasn’t learned that loans are for those who don’t need it.

“I wouldn’t be asking for money if I made more than I could spend. That would be silly.”

“What would be silly would be me giving money to someone who could never repay me.”

“But think how the economy needs the money.”

Tell me something I don’t know.

Oy!

That’s banks – always so uselessly logical in a world that no longer is

Banks just don’t understand.

With the quarantine, I have virtually nothing going out. That’s good, right?

When one is stuck in a hole… the first step is to stop digging.

This appears to be an all too common problem.

When my outgo exceeds my income, it results in a bad outcome.

Can’t you considerate it a stimulus package?

Sheesh! You go to a bank expecting these banker types to have some kind of working knowledge of economics. . .