Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 17, 2020

Play Wagners’s Ring Cycle while washing hands. The hands aren’t clean until the fat lady sings.

Sounds like more than twenty seconds to me.

How innovating.

Just because it’s necessary does not mean it can’t be fun

But I keep piling up against the bathroom wall when I do that!

Aly Raisman Thanks You.

Actually, that may not be a bad idea.

Yes Katy we are all Monk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4W2xmqjvx4

Hey, hygiene AND exercise. Not a bad idea, except after all that I would need a shower.

But then bringing Adam another coffee is a bit much… ☕ ☺

I change the words based on who annoyed me last. For example, ‘Happy Birthday to you, you big tub of goo…’

OK, let’s really have fun with this. We’ll have a competition for best hand washing routine. It’ll be like an Olympic event; rated on creativity, althelitism, and presentation. What the hell, there’s no sports.

Somersaults put hands to floor. Back to hand washing.

I have a simple rule for timing hand washing: if I still have skin on my hands, I’m not done.

Ah, man, I thought it was 30 seconds. Think of all the time I’ve been wasting.

Since the music was played in her head maybe the dancing, twirling, somersaulting and sticking to her landing ta-da thing was done there as well.

You certain about that Adam, it sure doesn’t seem to be the case.