That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 15, 2020

“To the moon, Alice!”

The old “Star Wars vs Star Trek” argument leads to some domestic violence.

While the couple in the foreground were having a row, Arte, sitting in front of the fireplace, turned to Ruth and said, “If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

The first one who blinks has to take the kids after the divorce!

Yep, that’s what passes for entertainment round here since the quarantine.

“You couldn’t wait until we got home, could you?”

“They only do this because make up sex is the only sex they have.”

“A new-fangled tango, And there’s nothing to itYou just sort of stand thereAnd just sort of do it”

The last two contestants in the Brussels staring contest.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…..but Jim and Alice knew they were going to win the ‘Chicken Dance’ competition.

The boss, up in the store room, had about enough of Alice antagonizing customers and was about to sack her…

…on her head with a full sack.

The loss of the game was a scandal/ but the game wasn’t worth the candle/ she could handle the flame/(that’s just part of the game)/ but his breath was too much to handle.

“Hey Gwen. Watch all hell break loose when that sack falls on them. “

Oh yeah? Well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Thank goodness someone eventually invented television.

“No! I’m telling you the first rule of Coed Fight Club is gonna be ’Don’t talk about Coed Fight Club’!”

There’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight!

It was then the $8.5 million in the canvas bag fell from the loft onto the floor, exposing that bar was in fact, a meth lab owned by the cartel.

“I told you I’d fix that hinge when I was good and ready!”

“These darn barn dances just aren’t as much fun without a damn band”

Passing the candle: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charles_Venneman_Passing_the_candle.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Other than what’s pointed to by the title URL, I could no online information about this artist. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2428 (April 14, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Somehow, the “Palace of Earthly Delights” never lived up to its name.

This is why beards were banned in Belgium!

“Same thing every night. They get a few drinks in them, and start in about the outhouse seat again.”

“Come on baby light my fire”

Eventually, someone figured out that passing oranges between necks was a lot more fun.

“Oh yeah, you ain’t tellin’ me what to do, you ain’t my father!” “Oh yeah , well you don’t know who your father is.” (gauranteed to start one hell’uv fight )

Thankfully they decided not to have the farting contest in the same place.