FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 13, 2020

Typical. Absolutely typical.

procrastination is quite the habit

superstition is so irrational.

A setup for failure!

Good Luck!

Saw that one coming.

I tried getting ready for a test by sleeping with the book under my pillow. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

A salesman in my company had a lucky tie: ugliest thing I’ve ever seen (the tie not the salesman).

If nothing else goes right, at least his cereal will have been magically delicious!

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

32 years of teaching left me with the conclusion that if students spent half the time studying they spent finding ways to avoid studying we would have a massively more educated citizenry

Should have studied.

Jason is the only smart kid here, and he has the common sense of a radish. Sad. But, at least, Paige isn’t the only idiot because “girls can’t do math.”

The “Lucky Socks” is the one I always remember. There was lamenting once about some national-level team somewhere losing an important game, and it was finally attributed to a fan halfway across the country forgetting to wear his lucky socks while watching the game.

He is going to be golden showered for this debacle.