The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 10, 2011

and in another universe, another fast car is the fazul

A new record!

They obviously have a lot of free time on their hands.

I predict Snail Earnhardt will take the mantle.

I would like to see their Pit Crew at work.

I’m going to buy myself the fastest car around, paint a huge “S” on it and then race it up and down the streets so everyone can say, “Look at that S-car go!”

Just take some garlic and butter and wait for the crashes.

They are a bit slug-ish

Red flag. someone threw salt on the track

Snail Jr…..Nascargot….I love it!!

Is one of the drivers sponsored by Shell?

Do snails live long enough to run (or watch) a race like this?

Look, they ALL have mobile homes!

^ and no teeth!

God, I hope this isn’t the Coca-Cola 600.

OK, that is funny!

And you think emptying the parking lots at a real NA$CAR race is slow?

And don’t even think about what they offer in the concession stands.

Now this is really silly. I like it.

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY! LET’S GO CRAWLIN, BOYS! : )