The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 07, 2020

There used to be a lemon processing plant about four blocks from us. It was fairly common to see a large high capacity dump truck full of the rinds and other leftovers with the name of a dairy operation on the side.

Lemons!

After the cow chews on it for 6-8 hours, you won’t get sour cream, you’ll get hard lemonade. Chuck must’ve gotten the idea from Mike.

When life gives you lemons…

However, it’s a good start to making lemonade.

Who wants chocolate sour cream? It is a brown cow after all. Sorry

Hopefully the cow won’t become a lemon when handled or sold.

Awwww! Curdled milk is more like it! Pucker up now….

It’s how they add vitamin C.

If you let them eat wild onions you’ll get bitter cream.

Feed ‘em to a female deer and you’ll get sourdoe.

I know in some breeds of cows the females have horns, but it sure does look weird in a cartoon.

They were in a race

The 24 hours of Le Mons.

I’m not trying to get sour cream, I want spicy burgers

Mix in some tea leaves and you’ll make Arnold Palmers.

No, no, Chuck’s dyslexic… he thought he was feeding them melons.

I’ll see myself out

Now I have a taste for lemon rice soup.

They would have no ap-peel to a cow.

But is it the way to make fresh squeezed lemonade?

But it’ll probably get a sour disposition.

Lemon, my ex wife’s nick name.

He replied, “chuck it,” and went on to dubious fame as a doll.

“Why do mthey put an expiration date on sour cream?” – Bill (Spaceman) Lee. former MLB relief pitcher.

The cows are bummed that he’s never heard the stupid idea about how chocolate milk is made.

I wonder if a cow would eat a lemon.

“I been thinking…if life gives you lemons, dont make lemonaide GET MAD! Demand to see life’s manager. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT DECIDED T0 GIVE YOU LEMONS!”

That’s SNOW37. He’s trying to make ice cream.

What are udders doing on a bull with horns?

Poor cow is going to pucker up out of existence.