Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 06, 2020

Satchel and Bucky are united for a change. And yes, how does a butler work for the Count? He must prove his human value constantly to avoid the fangs.

Gotta admit, Satchel has a point about Dracula.

Don’t “count” on it. ’Ol Drac got his ensemble and style when he was still mortal.

These are some legit questions, I’d like to know the answers.

I was going to write a book about Jason from the Friday the 13th movies. All about how he wasn’t such a bad guy at all once you got to know him. I was gonna call it “Voorhees: A Jolly Good Fellow”.

One of my favorite strips.

If you wear contacts or have good eyesight you don’t need glasses to see a zombie.

Most mummies have bandaged together and seldom trip.

Yes there are wolves who were puppies.

Count Dracula has never been known to wear a dress!

BTW, how come there were never any “Bride of Dracula” flicks?

The same rules must not apply to Count Chocula .. because I can see him on the box even via a mirror …

The Pink Wheels are spinning …. :-)

Great questions – I wonder about them too (well, now, yeah…).

Brilliant observation.

I know who dresses Count Chocula: Frankenberry

And now that Satch mentions it, I haven’t seen too many zombies with glasses. Dunno, maybe they eat optometrists.

“… and his hair was perfect”

All very good questions, Satch. I seem to remember the ‘well dressed vampire’ issue getting addressed in the original ‘Dark Shadows’ soap opera but I could be confused (wouldn’t be the first time).

The dry cleaner is an excellent point. Blood everywhere on what appears to be satin, then gone in the next scene.

Dracula could see himself in an aluminum backed mirror, the only reason he doesn’t appear in reflections is because mirrors are silver backed and silver is a holy metal supposedly. That’s also why vampires don’t appear on film since silver is used to make that too, but he would appear on a digital camera since that has no silver. Of course aluminum mirrors and digital cameras didn’t exist in Victorian times

Dracula always knew how to dress.

Those are good question, which has probably not been asked to often.

Which social security number does Frankenstein’s monster use, his body’s or his brain’s?